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(( friends,
i’d like to apologise for my continued absence - i’ve not really been having a lot of inspiration for shinwell lately, and exam season is imminent, so that’s why i’m barely active over here. but i can promise you that shinwell’s not dead; he’s a resilient little bastard. i’ll try to reply to all of you lovely people as soon as i can.
in the meantime, if anyone needs anything, i’ll be here. or on skype. or whatsapp. pick your weapon.
best of wishes and eat lots of chocolate! ))

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tigersniper:

[TEXT] No guarantees as to where the bullet would end up.

[text] better stick with your cocks then

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tigersniper:

[TEXT] Jesus fucking Christ. You’d find a gun in my hand and a bullet through my brain before lunch. S

[text] or you could just look after the dog

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tigersniper:

[TEXT] The only thing my mouth is being used for is careful negotiations.

[TEXT] It’s horribly boring.

[text] seriously man you’ve got the worst job

[text] should think about a carrier in electronics instead

[text] could use someone in the warehouse

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tigersniper:

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[TEXT] Afraid not, sugartits. I’m working. S

[text] sure look busy with all those cocks over there

[text] makes sense that your texting tho

[text] with your mouth full and that

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Anonymous: Hamish :3

tigersniper:

Does my muse have a middle name? What is it?

Why yes, he does. His full name is Sebastian Galen Moran. He was born into a good Catholic family, and Galen is the traditional Catholic name for his date of birth. It is of Greek origin, and means calm.

course, calm’s just the greek word for gay.

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[text] not askin me out again are you

shinwelljohnson: [text] you know your middle name sounds super gay right

tigersniper:

tigersniper:

[TEXT] You know your face would look much better with my fist in it, right? S

[TEXT] I’m almost tempted to tell you to go for it, just because I’m certain you’d start crying if I ever turned on you. S

[TEXT] Get me a double JD, I’m on my way.

[text] i’d start crying if you turned me on alright

[text] forks are meant for food not shoulders

[text] hurry or i’ll drink it myself

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